We're Gonna Need A Lot More Bubble Gum

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Who woulda thunk it? I always thought this activity was for ditzes and little league baseballers. But a bit of research revealed that chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles actually improves cognitive function. 

It's called “mastication-induced arousal,” and gives those lazy brain cells something to do, so they are ready to spring into action.

Not only that, but it turns out chewing gum is also a great stress reliever. 

So put down the booze and the smokes and grab yourself some gum. Maybe blowing bubbles instead of blowing up the planet is a good idea!

And please, do not throw your chewed gum on the ground! Put it where it belongs... under the school desk!

Pop!!

Chew Yourself a Better Brain

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-LoneStar Neanderthal