Ramona and Cherry had spent the night snugged in the quilts inside the cave, just like they usually did. But, Ralph, Maurice, and the wolf and the cats had slept outside by the fire. It wasn’t even a cool night, being summer and all.
When Ramona woke early, as she always did, to stir up the fire and make a little something to eat, the sleepover crew were still snoring. Bob and Berry were on one side of the fire with Blue. Ralph was starting to wake and look around. Maurice was still out cold, with his long tongue hanging out of his snout.
Ramona laughed when she saw him, but then she looked closer. There was something moving on that snout!
“By all the buds and berries, Ralph, wake up!” shouted Ramona. “It’s a flea!” and she jumped back away from Maurice.
Ralph’s eyes flew open, he sat up!
Maurice woke, looking all around to see what the emergency could be.
“Maurice, dear friend,” said Ramona, “you are inhabited by an army of fleas! We’ve never had fleas here before. Oh, I don’t know what to do!”
Maurice scratched thoughtfully at his haunch. Ralph looked like he was thinking fast.
“The Tansy always worked in the cave. I don’t know what to do to a living person!” cried Ramona.
“I’m sorry,” said Maurice.
“Thaga will know,” said Ralph. “She knows everything! We need Thaga!”
“We do need Thaga!” said Ramona. “Baby, will you and Maurice go up to the house, find Thaga and show her? I’ll stay here and get some food ready. By the time you get back these fish will be fried.”
“That’s just what we’ll do, Mona,” said Ralph, still yawning. “Come on, Maurice, you heard the Firekeeper!”
Ramona plumped down on one of the conveniently placed logs there, and started cleaning the fish who had been napping in her five gallon bucket. The scraps went into the fire as she worked.
“Please hurry, I feel itchy all over,” she said to their retreating backs. “Ew!” she said.
When the boys got up to the Neanderthal's stone cabin, smoke was pouring out of the chimney, so they wouldn’t be waking anyone, they were glad to see.
Ralph banged on the door a little louder than usual.
The door opened immediately, and there was Thaga with her eyebrows up, and Harold at her feet. She had her big striped apron on, her silver hair in a bun well out of the way and her sleeves rolled up.
“Good to see you, Ralph and Maurice too! It must be some kind of emergency. Are Ramona and Cherry well?”
“It’s fleas, Thaga! Yes, Ramona and Cherry are well, but a little fussed up! Maurice here came to visit yesterday, and this morning Mona saw fleas on him. She didn’t know how to fight fleas on a person, so she sent us to you! Can you help?” said Ralph, all in a rush.
“Fleas!” said Thaga. “Oh no, poor Ramona. Poor Maurice. Wait right there!”
She didn’t invite them in, but vanished back into her kitchen.
In two shakes she was back with a cloth bag of something.
“I was kneading dough, but no matter. This is a real emergency! Tell Ramona that this is Daisy Dust. It kills all bugs, and is bad for cats. So send the Pumas out to camp in the woods for a while when she uses it.
“Dust it all over Maurice, getting it all through his fur. Sorry Maurice, but you’ll feel better when it’s all over. Tell her to dust it on the floor of the cave too. And! If any of you feel something crawling in your hair, treat yourselves the same way you treated Maurice,” instructed Thaga.
She nodded and said, “Give Ramona my love. I’ll see you all later, flea free! I need to knead. Goodbye.” And she handed the bag to Ralph and shut the door.
Thus excused, Ralph and Maurice turned around to head for home.
“Hey, Ralph,” said Maurice, “maybe we should dust me out here before we get back to Ramona. She shouldn’t have to do it.”
Ralph agreed that it was a sensible idea. So, halfway between the stone cabin and the Home Clearing, Ralph dusted his friend Maurice all over with the Daisy Dust. He worked it into Maurice’s ears, and tail and everything, very firmly with his big hands. Dead fleas began falling from Maurice as he worked.
“Now you do me,” said Ralph. “Just in case. I can’t tell if I have fleas or I’m just itching in solidarity.”
Maurice did that. He got Daisy Dust all over Ralph’s hair, until both of them thought it was enough.
“I think we’re OK now, let’s go back,” said Ralph. A dead flea fell out of his beard.
Back at the fire circle, Ramona’s big square pan was covered in frying trout. She was sitting there still looking alarmed, but hopeful.
Ralph explained to Ramona what Thaga had said to do with the Daisy Dust. He also explained that the medicine was bad for cats, and told the Puma bros to hang out in the woods for a day.
Following directions, Ramona dusted little Cherry, and Blue too, very thoroughly. Then, she did her own hair, with a little help from Ralph.
Then, just to be sure, she went inside the cave and covered the floor with a dusting of the flower powder. She put the remaining bit in the bag, up on the shelf right beside Maurice’s Book and harmonica. Just in case, you know, though books and harmonicas don’t generally host fleas.
When she came back out, she said, “Did you ask her about making Maurice a bag for his things?”
“No, Mona,” Ralph laughed. “It was all about fleas today. You’ll have to bring that up with her later.”
“You’re right, Baby! Let’s eat these fish. Thank the Maker for Thaga! She always knows!
“I’ve never seen her fail!” said Ralph happily.
“I’m sorry I brought fleas, Ramona,” said Maurice. “I didn’t mean to!”
“It’s alright, Maurice. The fleas are dead or dying, and the food is ready. Let’s eat it!”
They did, and she also made a pot of coffee in celebration, and to make Maurice feel welcome.
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