Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Getting Ranger Rick Into The Picture

  


            Those four wagon loads of sand lay in a nice pile right in the middle of the alder trees. The project never left Ralph’s mind, but he wasn’t one to push a thing out in front of its time. He’s pretty Zen that way.
            One morning he felt like seeing how his old friend Ranger Rick was getting on at the Ranger Station and maybe shooting the bull with him about things, things like the Alder Tree House and so on. Things like that.
            Ralph knew Rick would most likely be in his office since it was after 8AM, not that Ralph had any truck with clocks. He just kind of knew when Rick went to work. Rick was a very dependable fellow, and he often had doughnuts in the office kitchen nook. A visit was definitely in order.
            It was still pretty early in the morning when Ralph broke out of his forest domain into the Ranger Station parking lot. He noted with satisfaction that Rick’s truck was parked in its usual spot. Perfect.
            Ralph knocked on the office door, just to alert Rick, then opened it and stuck  his head into the room.
            “Hey, Rick, you in here?”
            “That you, Ralph? I’m in the kitchen. Sit! I’ll be right out,” shouted Rick. Then he came out with two mugs of coffee and a large Tupperware box of homemade chocolate chip cookies.
            For a pleasant quarter hour they drank coffee and ate cookies, talking about almost nothing, like the weather and the number of early spring campers in the camp ground.
            Finally, Rick said, “So why have you come out of hiding?”
            “By the way, how’s your new camp host working out?” said Ralph, as a delaying tactic.
            “She’s good. She’s not quite as tough as Marge was. But she does well with the campers,” said Rick. “I wonder where Marge is these days.”
            “Well, therein lies a tale, old buddy. By a round about way, that’s why I’m here this morning eating your cookies and drinking your coffee. Are you ready for this?” said Ralph.
            “Sure. I can take it. I think, no matter how out of this world it is,” said Rick, and he laughed.
            “Funny you should say that,” said Ralph.
            “OK. Tell me,” said Rick.
            “This is the short version. Marge was reborn as Leely, becoming sort of a Forest Woman. Ramona dipped her in the river and renamed her. This allowed her to marry Twigg. See you’ve missed a lot recently!” said Ralph.
            “Wow,” said Rick. “I didn’t know that was even possible.”
            “We didn’t really either. But it was to be. They had loved each other since they were kids, Rick,” continued Ralph.
            “I don’t know if you can handle this, but they are off planet having a long honeymoon on the planet of that Mak guy who shows up in a space-going vehicle once in a while. It’s quite a story but it’s a true one.
            “Before Twigg and Leely married, Twigg had been working on building his own house based on living saplings up in the meadow with their Gifting Stump. It was to be similar to the bee’s house he made, but a lot bigger of course. But once he was married and off on his honeymoon, we realized that the little sapling house he had in mind wouldn’t do for him and a wife, his own Fire Keeper to be,” said Ralph.
            “Oh man, Ralph. That’s a lot to take in! But, how does that bring you here this morning?” said Rick.
            “Oh, I’m not really sure. I just wanted to see what you thought I guess. After they were gone, I got an idea. I thought of making a house on the same general plan, but with full grown alders in the same general area. I located a likely group of trees and talked them into growing together at the top into a sort of dome. They’re doing that and it looks super.
            “Next, me and Ooog figured a way to make a floor in the house. We carried a lot of sand from the riverbank, and piled it in the middle of the trees. We figured on laying rocks into it to make a strong floor that wouldn’t rot or anything. I’ve been thinking about river rocks, but I don’t think they are the best idea. We need flat rocks.”
            “I can see that,” said Rick. “I wouldn’t want to lay a floor with river rocks either. Maybe it would be done, but shale would be a whole lot more stable, I think.”
            “Shale! That’s a new word for me,” said Ralph. “Nice flat stuff, is it?”
            “Nice flat stuff,” said Rick, beginning to smell the metaphorical coffee.
            “Does shale exist anywhere around here?” said Ralph.
            “Outside Darrington, where the river cuts through, on a forest road. Of course I will help you collect some shale, Ralph. I’ll take everything out of my truck, and we’ll fill it with river shale. How about that?” said Rick, folding his laptop. “Let’s do it now. I’ll put Dexter in charge for the day. Be good for  him.”
            Rick got on his phone and called Dexter, who was up at the camp host’s mobile checking things out with Hannah, for the second time already that morning. “Hey, Dexter,” he said, “Something has come up and I need to take off for a while. I want you to come down here and stay in the office until I get back.”
            “He’s doing better with this camp host than the last one,” said Rick, laughing a little.
            “Oh, good,” said Ralph.
            When Dexter came back, he and Rick unloaded all the stuff in the back of Rick’s truck into the office.
            “You can call her on your phone if you have to, but stay here,” Rick told Dexter. “We’re going to Darrington for a few hours.”
            Ralph squeezed into the passenger side seat, shrinking a bit because he really had to, and they drove out to Darrington, then they took the forest road Rick had mentioned. The road ran near a moderately sized mountain river. There was lots of shale lying around where it had fallen. It was easy to fill the back of Rick’s service vehicle with enough to cover a rather small floor such as in the Alder Tree House.
            Driving back to the Ranger Station, Rick said, “I’m only worried about one thing. How are you going to move this stuff out into the meadow? I can’t drive there.”
            “I have an idea,” said Ralph. “We can try it right now. If it doesn’t work, I’ll have to think of something else.”
            “OK, Ralph. I don’t know what you’re thinking, but OK.”
            “OK, Rick. Let’s try it! Park, then close your eyes, but hang onto the steering wheel,” said Ralph. “Keep ‘em closed until I tell you to open ‘em!”
            So, Rick parked on the verge beside the highway, grabbed the wheel with both hands and shut his eyes. Ralph began to hum a little. After a bit he sang a song about the meadow and the Gifting Stump and Twigg and Leely and the Alder Tree House. It took a good ten minutes. All the while Rick kept his eyes closed tightly and hung onto the wheel.
            Finally, Ralph said, “You can open your eyes now.”
            When he did, there they were, in the loaded truck, not parked along the highway, but in the meadow with the back end of the truck facing the Alder Tree House.
            “I’m afraid to believe this,” said Rick, still gripping the wheel.
            “Have I ever told you wrong, Rick,” said Ralph with a grin.
            “No…” said Rick, looking all around in amazement.
            “Let’s unload this shale, and get you home!” said Ralph, "the same way you got here!” 
  

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Tuesday, February 17, 2026

A Conference With Suzy

 
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            She seems to be experiencing some anxiety today. Rather than guessing, I figure I had better just ask her why she’s so clingy and/or stand offish. Here goes:
 
            “You obviously have something going on up there beneath the ears, Suzy,” I said. “You may as well admit it.”
            “Monsters..” she whispered.
            “Oh?” I said. “Please elucidate!”
            “They look somewhat like cats, but there’s something wrong with them. I don’t think they can really be cats. I think you got bamboozled by that slick hillbilly. You paid a lot of money for some little gnomes or something!” she blurted out in a rush. “They might even be some kind of Fae loosely based on a cat’s form.”
            “Have you ever met a kitten, Suzy?” I asked her. I knew she hadn’t.
            “I can’t remember,” she prevaricated.
            “You’ve been a kitten! But of course, you can’t remember how silly you were either,” I said.
            “I never felt silly. I did everything as well as I could! Willie was silly though,” she said. “I watch those two little things. They don’t seem to know anything at all!”
            “Examples?” I said.
            “Cats should know certain things, you know, and they don’t! Also, they don’t have proper respect. I think they can’t be cats,” she said. “They must be something else.”
            “Maybe, Suzy, they need your help. Did that ever occur to you?” I asked her. “Hey, you can help name them! How about that?”
            “Me? They need me?” said Suzy.
            “Yeah! You’ll  help them turn into smart cats!” I said.
            “OK. I’ll do it!” she said.
           
            Things are looking up in cat world! I’ll keep you posted!

Sweety

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Monday, February 16, 2026

Um, Dateline, Feb. 15, 2026. It's a Kitten Thing..





             It's not a very good video, but I managed to wrassle it from my text messages to my computer and into Blogger.
            This is the litter of Bengals in question. He says I can have my pick, $400 for two of the small beasts. The reason the price is low is because he has 8 other Bengals! WTH?
            BW and I are most likely going to go meet him at the Walmart in Smokey Point, just up the freeway later today.
            I'll let you know what happened and how it all went down. Possibly this is crazy!

Home and resting, next the nice box apartment!

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Sunday, February 15, 2026

"So, Get This, Ramona!"

 


            Ralph had been up to the meadow inspecting the progress of the Alder Tree House. He was happy to see that the growth of the group was toward each other and that the branches were beginning to interlace into a dome shape. It was looking good. The floor was looking good too.
            But that’s a story for another day. Ralph smiled at the memory.
            His big old cedar log lay between where he had come from and where he was going. So, since it was there and he was there too, he decided to lie down just to see if it still fit. It was a dry day, good for lying on a log and just pondering.
            Soon, down at the Fire Circle, Ramona could hear him snoring. Campground visitors thought what they were hearing was a remote landslide, possibly. Or maybe, one thought, it was possible to have a bit of thunder way up the mountain, even without clouds.
            He started hearing a familiar voice. Someone was speaking to him.
            “Boss! Boss!” said the voice.
            “Huh?” said Ralph. “I’m awake. I think. What’s up?”
            “There’s a hippie with a camera up in the Alder Tree House. She. A she hippie. She’s putting it all on camera and talking like she’s in charge!” said Maeve, nervously.    
            “Oh. I better go talk to her,” yawned Ralph, not nervously at all. “I think I better do something about the perimeter of the meadow, huh?”
            “Yeah, but she’s got it all on camera now!” croaked Maeve.
            “I’m going!” said Ralph. “Want to come along, Birdie?”
            “Yeah! You might need a witness, Boss!” said Maeve.
            So, Raven on shoulder, Ralph walked back up into the meadow, past the Gifting Stump and out to the growing Alder Tree House. He saw that; indeed, someone was there. In fact she was inside the structure recording the floor. She seemed pretty excited.
            “The most evolved structure I’ve ever seen….” The voice inside the building could be heard to say.           
            “I just wiped her GoPro, Birdie. But she might still be able to come back,” murmured Ralph, “Unless I do something.” He stood by the door, considering his next move.
            Right then, the girl popped out of the doorway of the ‘structure,’ got a load of Ralph and Maeve and ran back into the interior. In a couple of minutes, she peeked out from behind one of the alder trunks. She blinked a couple of times.
            “Hey,” said Ralph. “Howdeedo? Anything I can do to  help?”
            “Um. Well. Did you make this structure? I’ve never seen anything like it,” said the girl. “I’ve never heard a Sasquatch speak English either.”
            “With help, I did. I learned English so I could talk to humans. It seemed useful,” said Ralph.
            “But, why did you build it? I’ve never seen anything like it anywhere,” she insisted.
            “It’s a gift. You gotta name? I’m Ralph. This is Maeve.”
            “Ashley,” she said. “I make videos for YouTube. I don’t suppose you know YouTube?”
            “Sure do! Ranger Rick, over at the Ranger Station and I watch videos sometimes. He has this foldup computer thing,” Ralph said. “So, um, what kind of videos do you make, Ashley?”
            “I do short programs to help people know how to approach the forest with the right intentions. It’s almost a Zen thing I teach. Like how a human shouldn’t come out looking for Forest People with a bunch of electronic equipment and a pushy, demanding manner, you know? You must know!” said Ashley. “It’s sort of like establishing relationship with the forest and everything that is there!”
            “That sounds pretty good. But I notice that you are here with a camera!” Ralph raised his eyebrows.
            “But I have to! How else can I get the message out? I need my camera,” said Ashley, coming out from behind the alder trunk.
            “I think your heart is in the right place, Kiddo. But we are a reserved people. Most video about us is so goofy that it would never lead to our discovery-unless we wished it. But, you might be on to something. Hm. You know, you have nothing on your GoPro? It won’t work out here,” said Ralph. “I made sure of that. Sorry, Ashley.”
            “Are you like the chief or clan leader or something?” said a rather stunned Ashley, who was checking her camera as she spoke.
            “Something like that. Others look to me. I judge baby contests and cut cakes, and stuff like that,” giggled Ralph.
            “Oh, come on, baby contests?” said Ashley.
            “It could happen,” said Ralph.
            “Then I can’t put your structure on YouTube?” she said at last.
            “No. Think about it. We would have the world out here wanting to see it, even if you didn’t disclose its exact location.”
            “That doesn’t sound good,” admitted Ashley.
            “Evermore,” intoned Maeve.
            “It talks too!” said Ashley.
            “She. She speaks English too. She’s a lady Raven. My confidant,” said Ralph.
            “Is this place magic?” whispered Ashley.
            “You could say that,” said Ralph. “It’s like a dream. When you get home you will remember us like a dream, Ashley.” He hummed a little tuneless tune.
            “A dream?” the girl murmured sleepily. Then she began walking toward the Ranger Station where her car waited.
            “I left the meadow ‘open’ when Marge was visiting here, but it’s in the Great Forest now, Birdie,” said Ralph. “If she tries to find it again, it won’t work.”
            “In a way, it’s too bad,” sighed Maeve.
            “Ashley will be alright, Birdie. Let’s go tell Mona all about it!”

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Saturday, February 14, 2026

Happy Valentine's Day Open Thread!

 


I hope you receive a 5lb box of Chocolates
and mushy cards from the whole class!
And roses!
With a mushy love song!

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Friday, February 13, 2026

Collected Some Other February 13th


            Since, once again, I ran out of time and didn't write anything, I searched through my photos for something to make an open thread with. I came upon these old photos of an Alaska native of some kind and his bear.
            Goodness sakes alive! Look at the beast. No wonder they go gunned up and fear those creatures. Now, I don't know what in the world he could be planning to do with the body. Maybe he got a nice rug from the pelt?
            In this case, it most definitely was a bear! A quite terrifying bear!
            I have always been impressed with the serene look on his face, the man, not the bear. He also looks tired and maybe a little shocky. I read his story but don't remember it, except I think I remember that he didn't go out looking for a bear to shoot. It came upon him.

            What a paw! What a story that must have been, now years ago. I collected the photo in 2004. I think it was a fairly recent story.

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Thursday, February 12, 2026

Sleepy Purrsday Greetings

 


Ms. Charley Cat sends her best!
She hopes that your every moment is sweet.
Now.
And always.
Now.
Blessed.
Forever.
Now!

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