
Millicent Price, and all of her
devoted readers of her columns in the Milltown paper, know that Ralph sings. He
sings for pleasure and to please too. He sings as a form of prayer. Things
really move when Ralph sings because he knows what’s what, and Who’s who.
To the dwellers in the Great Forest,
this is only natural, he is the one they look to, and he does his best
to look after them. Ranger Rick probably hasn’t seen this in practice, but he
wouldn’t be surprised after everything he has witnessed.
A reader from Darrington, a cashier
at the grocery, a little more up on things than most, sent a question in to the
paper, directed to Ms. Price.
Dear
Ms. Price:
As one of your most
devoted readers, I felt free to send
you a simple question
about your forest buddy, Ralph.
Does he dance too? I can
only imagine.
Maybe you can elucidate?
Thanks, Emma T.
“Well,” thought Milly, “If that’s
not an opening, there isn’t any such thing!”
As usual, enlisting Maeve, she set
up an appointment to pick Ralph up for an interview. She had what she thought
might be a fun idea for the meeting. She packed a big lunch. Deli Reubens,
Gummi bears, obviously, bottled tea, Nanaimo bars too!
Milly was pretty sure he would go
for all of that.
When she picked him up at the usual wide
spot on highway 20 she said, “How about we have a picnic at the place we first
met, Ralph? The beach on Camano island? Sound good?”
“Sure, Milly. It’s been years. I’ve
never been back. I wonder if it looks the same or if they built new park buildings
or anything,” said Ralph.
Ralph did that thing where he
shrinks down a little to fit into the big green Escalade, put on a Cabela’s
cap, and kinda looked a little obscure. He was thinking that a jacket might
have been a good idea, but a jacket his size would have to be custom, and he didn’t
want to bother Thaga about a jacket. Then he started paying attention to the
ride, looking out of the window at the cool cloudy day passing by.
Nobody was parked in the parking
strip at the beach. A cool spring day with cloud cover doesn’t pull in the
picnickers like a sunny one. An abandoned park was just what they wanted. Ralph
noted that there were no new buildings. It was just as beat and shabby and
comfortable as it had been the first time he had seen Milly.
“I brought lunch!” said Milly,
indicating a bag.
“I know,” said Ralph. “I can smell
it, looking forward to it!”
The same picnic table waited for
them in the same spot.
Over lunch, Milly said, “I have a
reader who wants to know if dancing is part of your repertoire. I got to
thinking about it, and wondered myself. Do you dance? Why, if so? Do you sing
to accompany yourself? I’ve heard about your singing, though I haven’t heard
you, Ralph!”
Still in his Cabela’s cap and in his
smaller form, he was a very large presence across the table from Milly.
He smiled. “Yes. In a word, sometimes I dance. I’m not sure it would look like
dance to human people. There’s usually a good solid reason for it.
“Like when I was setting up the Home
Clearing. The Great Forest has always been there and always great, but I made
it a little hard to find by certain steps. It’s such a physical thing that it’s
hard to explain how it works. Thanks for the Gummi bears, by the way! Hard to
beat a Gummi bear! And the sandwiches! And those bars, wow!
“When I sing I try to square myself
with what’s right, you know. I search for words to reveal truth, if that makes
any sense. When I dance, it’s the same but maybe the postures seal the deal in
my mind,” said Ralph, lapsing into silence, looking at Milly to see how she was
taking all of this.
“You know, Ralph. Maybe I’ll just
tell the lady that yes, you do dance. I don’t feel like I could adequately
explain what you just said. Or, I could tell her that it’s a form of prayer.
How about that?” said Milly.
“Pretty much covers it, in a word or
two,” said he. “You know whatever you decide to say is fine with me!”
“Some of them believe that I am
writing about an actual person, but most of them don’t. They think it’s amusing
fiction,” said Milly. “I think this lady knows something.”
“Would you like a little
lighthearted demonstration?” asked Ralph.
“I think I could take it,” laughed
Milly, but she looked a little tense.
“OK, you watch me. I’ll do a little bit,
and then you won’t have to drive me home. I don’t do this all the time, but it’s
sure possible, if I want to,” he said, standing up. “See you next time, dear
friend.”
Ralph seemed to be humming a little
bit, almost sub vocally. He winked, and began a little series of very smooth
steps going backwards in the direction of the big Cadillac SUV. There was some
arm action too. Soon between Ralph and Milly’s car there was a sort of shimmery
area in the air like looking through rain spattered glass. It got more distinct
and Ralph did his smooth stepping thing backwards right into it.
Then he was gone. The beach was
empty, except for Milly, her Escalade, and the leftovers from the picnic lunch, most just
wrappings and a few Gummis in the bag lying on the table.
“Wow,” said Milly to the air, the
beach, and whichever gulls and such might be around. She stuck the remaining
Gummis in her jacket pocket and walked the rest of it to the trash can.
Then she drove back to Milltown with
her mind full of wonder. She would tell Colin, but probably no one else.
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