“Toots, Dear, do you see this photo?” said Suzie, who had just awakened from a nap.
“Yes, Luv, I do. I see you beside the dear young ones,” answered Toots.
“Et tu, Tootsie?” said Suzie. “I protest, entirely. And this picture is the evidence of a great injustice!”
“Oh, I was just tugging your tail a little, Suzie. It’s true that it doesn’t look good. I can see that you are metaphorically on the outside of the grooming pile, and the injustice shows on your sweet little face,” Toots said sympathetically.
“Correct. It’s my day, and no one is grooming my ears, are they? They are wrapped up in each other, and I have no idea where that Mr. Baby is, not that he would have the nerve to attempt to groom me!” huffed Suzie. “Brrrrt!”
“But, he ought to try. It’s only polite,” said Toots.
“It is an acknowledgement of leadership. True. Perhaps he and the Scouts all avoid grooming you as a sign of rebellion. Obvioudly, you were next in line after Willie, of blessed memory, went Around The Corner! Something isn’t right here,” said Toots, seriously.
“It’s true. I sat under his iron paw for many years! It’s my turn!” added Suzie. “But, that’s not the greatest injustice here. Look at that photo. It was taken by Herself, Lady Poobah, etc., etc. Notice who is in the center of the shot, lovingly captured there, and who is shoved over to the side?” grumped Suzie.
“I must say, to be fair to all concerned, that if you had been smiling, the picture would have looked like a scene of domestic tranquility, not a poster for My Nose IS Out Of Joint!” said Toots.
“Toots, you ought to hear the way she talks to those two rounders! Baby, Angel, Such Good Boys, etc. Nauseating etc. She holds them and speaks sweetly to them!” argued Suzie.
“You were a kitten once, Suz. There were older cats around then too!” said Toots. “I’m pretty sure you got to be the new baby when it was your turn,” said Toots.
“Yeah, but I was pretty Cautious even back then and I didn’t put up with a lot of touching. From the beginning, I didn’t put up with much,” sighed Suzie.
“There is a price to be paid for being Cautious,” said Toots. “I’ve heard that it’s possible to err on the side of Caution!”
“A logical possibility, but is it probable?” asked Suzie, pedantically.
“It’s up to each of us to try to balance the bubble the best we can,” said Toots.
“What?” said Suzie.
“Never mind, Dear! Why don’t you smile at the little guys, and maybe just pounce right in and groom them! They’d probably turn right around and clean your ears! They’re just cats, after all. Young and full of esprit de whatever, but still, cats,” said Toots.
“I’m not going to groom Mr. Fluffbag!” said Suzie.
“I wouldn’t either,” said Toots, giggling. “He already thinks you love him!”
“That is positively the most appalling thing I’ve heard all day, Toots,” said Suzie. “But, OK, I’ll try smiling, though my heart is aching.”
“Better stop with obscure song references, Suzie. Noboy listens to that sutff anymore!” said Toots.
“Brrrrt!” said Suzie.
“Nehhkkkk!” said Toots, with a significant nod!
