“Suzy, are you here?” said Toots. “You
know we all love you and we want to help.”
“I’m here. I don’t understand. Help me with what?” said Suzy.
It was evening. Toots was relaxing in the shop with Sammie. Booker and Sweetie were listening in, elbowing each other. They were snickering.
Charlie was monitoring. So was Mr. Baby, and even Serena. Buddy had been called too, and was attending.
Some new Purrvention™ members were Roger, Winston, and Gravy, the Black Three. New to the group.
“I still don’t know why you called this meeting, Toots,” said Suzy. “Is it somebody’s birthday?”
“Suzy… You’re prevaricating, Dear,” said Toots. She sighed.
“I don’t know what one of those even is, Toots,” said Suzy, evasively.
“You pooped under a chair!” chortled Sweetie.
“You did!” agreed Booker. “You peed too!”
“Is this true?” said Buddy. “Why didn’t you just call out, instead of pooping? That’s what I do! I always get help too! It works, you should try it!”
“She did it 15 times,” said Sweetie. “We tried to tell, but they don’t understand a word we say! What did they think we were yelling about, the weather?”
“We listen, and we don’t judge,” said Sammie.
“Oh, fine. What was I supposed to do? I kept trying to tell her, but she just kept typing and didn’t listen!” said Suzy. “Using the box is a very vulnerable time in a girl’s life, and in all Catiousness™ I couldn’t allow myself to be that vulnerable with those two rounders running amok in the house!”
“What’s a rounder?” said Gravy, a very large cat, gruffly.
“A wild thing that does whatever it wants, and gets spoiled rotten for it!” said Suzy.
“Hear, hear,” said Serena, giggling.
“Speaking of spoiled,” said Toots. “I hear that a new private box is being provided for you under the desk in splendid seclusion! We, who listen, and I might add, don’t judge, expect you to use it and be grateful, Suzy. Are you hearing me?
“Additionally, I hear that the squirt bottle has been deployed in your defense, Dear,” said Toots.
“Here’s the deal, Suzy. The kids don’t mean to hurt you. Be reasonable. But we understand. Arrangements have been made for your comfort. Now, do your part. Use the new box which will be conveniently placed near your place of seclusion. It will be no further away than the spot you were befouling. In fact, it will be even closer. Do your part!” said Mr. Baby, from the home where he was visiting the Black Three.
“Sweetie?” said Toots. “What say you? Do you understand that the new stainless steel kitty box under the desk is for Suzy? Will you allow her some privacy?”
“Booker? How about you?” said Toots.
“We promise, Scouts Honor, to leave Suzy alone. Pretty much. Though we can’t understand why she doesn’t want to run and pounce with us. Jeez!” said Sweetie.
“Yeah, if he says so,” said Booker.
“Suzy?” said Toots.
“I promise to use the new box under the desk,” said Suzy.
“And?” said Toots.
“I will Try To Understand and be patient. I sure hope they grow up soon!”
“You must understand that having your potty box under the desk is a big concession. The ball is in your court, Suzy” added Charlie, who hadn’t spoken until then.
“Alright then, let’s break it up. All of you have things to do, and I think we all understand each other,” said Toots.
“Thanks, guys,” said Suzy, as the connection faded out, and all of her friends left to go about their own business.
“Bye!” said Sweetie!
“M’WoW!” hollered Booker, and the meeting was over.
“I’m here. I don’t understand. Help me with what?” said Suzy.
It was evening. Toots was relaxing in the shop with Sammie. Booker and Sweetie were listening in, elbowing each other. They were snickering.
Charlie was monitoring. So was Mr. Baby, and even Serena. Buddy had been called too, and was attending.
Some new Purrvention™ members were Roger, Winston, and Gravy, the Black Three. New to the group.
“I still don’t know why you called this meeting, Toots,” said Suzy. “Is it somebody’s birthday?”
“Suzy… You’re prevaricating, Dear,” said Toots. She sighed.
“I don’t know what one of those even is, Toots,” said Suzy, evasively.
“You pooped under a chair!” chortled Sweetie.
“You did!” agreed Booker. “You peed too!”
“Is this true?” said Buddy. “Why didn’t you just call out, instead of pooping? That’s what I do! I always get help too! It works, you should try it!”
“She did it 15 times,” said Sweetie. “We tried to tell, but they don’t understand a word we say! What did they think we were yelling about, the weather?”
“We listen, and we don’t judge,” said Sammie.
“Oh, fine. What was I supposed to do? I kept trying to tell her, but she just kept typing and didn’t listen!” said Suzy. “Using the box is a very vulnerable time in a girl’s life, and in all Catiousness™ I couldn’t allow myself to be that vulnerable with those two rounders running amok in the house!”
“What’s a rounder?” said Gravy, a very large cat, gruffly.
“A wild thing that does whatever it wants, and gets spoiled rotten for it!” said Suzy.
“Hear, hear,” said Serena, giggling.
“Speaking of spoiled,” said Toots. “I hear that a new private box is being provided for you under the desk in splendid seclusion! We, who listen, and I might add, don’t judge, expect you to use it and be grateful, Suzy. Are you hearing me?
“Additionally, I hear that the squirt bottle has been deployed in your defense, Dear,” said Toots.
“Here’s the deal, Suzy. The kids don’t mean to hurt you. Be reasonable. But we understand. Arrangements have been made for your comfort. Now, do your part. Use the new box which will be conveniently placed near your place of seclusion. It will be no further away than the spot you were befouling. In fact, it will be even closer. Do your part!” said Mr. Baby, from the home where he was visiting the Black Three.
“Sweetie?” said Toots. “What say you? Do you understand that the new stainless steel kitty box under the desk is for Suzy? Will you allow her some privacy?”
“Booker? How about you?” said Toots.
“We promise, Scouts Honor, to leave Suzy alone. Pretty much. Though we can’t understand why she doesn’t want to run and pounce with us. Jeez!” said Sweetie.
“Yeah, if he says so,” said Booker.
“Suzy?” said Toots.
“I promise to use the new box under the desk,” said Suzy.
“And?” said Toots.
“I will Try To Understand and be patient. I sure hope they grow up soon!”
“You must understand that having your potty box under the desk is a big concession. The ball is in your court, Suzy” added Charlie, who hadn’t spoken until then.
“Alright then, let’s break it up. All of you have things to do, and I think we all understand each other,” said Toots.
“Thanks, guys,” said Suzy, as the connection faded out, and all of her friends left to go about their own business.
“Bye!” said Sweetie!
“M’WoW!” hollered Booker, and the meeting was over.
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