
Mr. Baby is a gentleman cat who for
the most part keeps himself to himself. But, mysterious as that is, and very
effective, I thought it only fair to interview him. He doesn’t come up on the
desk to talk, so I had to go to him!
I located that gentleman on the back
porch, basking in our rare sunshine.
“Hey, Baby,” I said, because in conversation
that is how one addressed him.
“Oh, hi, Mother,” he said, coming up
to a sitting position. He calls me that because I am “Her” mother. It’s
confusing, so I explain.
“I was wondering if I could ask your
opinion on a few things,” I said. I took a seat on the single step out there
between the kitchen and the porch so we would be on the same level.
“Sure. That would be fine. Ask away!”
he said.
“OK. First, where are you from? Do
you have a first memory?”
“I’m not sure. It’s hazy. There was
a mother, I know that. But the strongest early memory I have is one of being in
a small cage in a building with other cats. I heard barking often, so there
must have been a room for dogs too.
“There was nothing in this cage, but
a water dish, a dish for kibble, and a very small litter tray. That’s it! I
didn’t like it and I called for help night and day! I never gave up. Mrr! The
trolls who maintained this dungeon took no pity on me! In fact, my pitiful cries
angered them.
“But, at last, She, and Child, came
to my rescue! She took me out of that cage and brought me home. I love her,” he
said.
“I can see why,” I said. “So, what’s
the next best thing in your life?”
“Oh, riding in her car! For sure!
Then we would get out and go for long walks. Charley was there too. I saw
places most cats never see. We went to beaches, forests, parks, and everything!”
“So, how did you end up here,” I
asked him. He frowned a little, maybe in regret.
“Oh, Mother, I liked to go on little
expeditions by myself. Naturally. They got tired of waiting for me to come back,”
he admitted.
“Oh, Baby, why did you do it?” I
said.
“I couldn’t help myself,” he said
slowly. “If they left the RV door open, why, I just zoomed out into the wild
world. Ah, the glory of it!”
“I understand how you might feel
that way,” I said. “Well, what are the best and worst things about living here
for a while?”
“Let me think, Mother. Um, Mrrr, the
worst thing is that I can’t go outside,” he said.
“Do you know why that is,” I asked
him.
“It doesn't make sense to me. So,
tell me,” said Mr. Baby.
“Mostly, it’s because of the
traffic. Many cats have died on city streets, and She doesn’t want you to die
that way. I am keeping you safe until she can come and pick you up. I’m sorry,
Baby. This summer things will be better for you,” I told him.
“The good things? Everyone is kind
to me, the food is regular and plentiful, clean water, a great big litter box,
kept nice and clean,” he said. “Thank you for that.”
“Oh, you’re welcome. We want you to
be comfortable! Say, what’s the funniest, or craziest thing about your life
these days,” I asked him, trying to lighten things up a little.
“The kittens. No doubt about it.
Funny and crazy are two good words for those two! I guess they think I am a
toy! Or, maybe I’m hunting practice. Have you seen what they do?” he asked.
“I have,” I said, laughing a little.
“I believe you are a living toy, or kind of an uncle to them. You are probably
teaching them things by the way you interact with them. It’s mysterious cat
stuff, which I can only guess at.”
“They are so slick, so fancy! I’ve
never met kittens like them before,” he said. “But, they are sweet too. They
don’t have a mean whisker between them. I guess I don’t mind if they want to
chase my tail. I only run and cry out, Mrr, Mrr, to give them a thrill.”
“That’s about what I thought. I didn’t
think you were really afraid of either Booker or Sweetie. I think Sweetie is
the one who chases you the most,” I giggled.
“But I don’t understand their names,
they don’t seem like regular cat names,” he said.
“How about your name? Here you are, a
big grown up tomcat named Mr. Baby Sir! How about that? Come on!” I was giggling
again.
“She can call me whatever she wants,
Mother! I don’t care how silly it is! If She did it, it’s fine with me. I’ll
deal with it!” he said. “I just tell cats I don’t know that my name is Spike!”
“Suzy says your name is Fluffbag!
Toots calls you that too!” I laughed. “In fact, I think Suzy is in love with
you!”
“Oh, help! Mrrrr! Mrrrr! Mrrrr!” he
said, and just like that he went back into hiding.
That big old Baby!
I guessed that the interview was
over!
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