
She couldn’t believe was she was
seeing. She dropped down out of the sky to get a better look.
What Maeve saw was Uncle Bob and Jim
the bison in close conversation with an enormous person, not right by Bob’s Stump
House, but out in the snow-filled meadow. Maeve shivered. She had an ominous
feeling, but she wasn’t sure why.
She needed to talk to Ralph.
Off she went, low and fast, tree top
level, over the frozen field until she entered the Forest, heading for the Home
Clearing.
First, she smelled Ramona’s fire,
then coming down out of the canopy of firs, she could see that the family were
gathered around the fire. The snow never gets very deep in the Home Clearing,
but there was enough to look and feel like winter. The Great Forest is very
much a four seasons kind of place.
Once landed, she said, “Good
morning, Boss. Oh my! There is something funny going on up in Bob’s meadow.”
“I bet you don’t mean funny haha, do
you?” said Ralph.
“I’m worried about Bob and Jim,
Boss,” she continued. “There is something out there with them! It’s bigger than
you! I got a kind of sick feeling when I saw them with this creature!”
“What kind of creature, Birdie?”
“Looked mostly human, but too big!
Too big! Fully fee fi fo fum big! I can think of no reasonable reason for it to
be there,” she said. “It’s going to get hungry, then what!”
“Eww!” said Ralph. “That’s right. More
to the point, how did it get in here? I believe this bears looking into. Hm.”
“You gotta be careful this time,
Boss,” said Maeve.
Ramona sat looking from Ralph to
bird and back again. At last, she said, “This is something new. Size isn’t everything,
but it is a thing. You must go very aware, Baby.” Her hands were folded in her
lap. Her expression was serious.
“We shall see, Mona. I won’t let the
creature eat me. I need to find out what sort of creature it is, how it got
here, and why it’s here.”
“Do you want to come along, Birdie?”
he said.
“Yes, do,” said Ramona. “Cherry and
I, and the wolf and the cats will be fine.”
So, Ralph headed for the small
meadow, with Maeve flying overhead. Once outside the clearing the snow was
deep. Up to Ralph’s knees. He plunged through it effortlessly.
Only Suzy was present at the Stump
House. She sat beside her fire on a smooth big rock, looking anxious.
“Greetings, Firekeeper,” Ralph said
formally. “Where are they?”
“Further along, Forest Lord. Just
keep going as you are,” said Suzy. “You can’t mistake them. The giant is all too visible, Sir.”
“I thank you,” he said and kept
walking. Maeve was above, always faithful.
As he walked, he sang a song, deep
and far-reaching, called Let Truth Be Revealed.
Presently, he saw a great grizzled
head with dirty red hair above the vegetation and saplings of the meadow. He
sighed. He continued on until he met Uncle Bob, and Jim, in conversation with a
tremendously large person, working away on a huge instrument like a banjo.
“Greetings, Bob, good morning, Jim,”
said Ralph. “Who’s your friend?”
The giant stopped playing and
regarded Ralph with speculative light blue eyes, set deep in a grubby face,
with a lot of shaggy red whiskers and flabby cheeks.
“Oh, hi, Ralphie! Look, we found a
musician, or he found us,” said Bob. “His name is Myron. Well, Jim found him
sitting on a log. Then we got to talking about making a band.”
“We do need a musician,” said Jim.
But he looked a little worried.
“I am Myron, who are you?” said
Myron from way up in the air.
“I am Ralph. I’m kind of in charge
around here, you might say,” said Ralph, saying it. “I have a couple of
questions. That good with you?”
Maeve circled overhead, sharp ears
listening to every word.
“Fine with me, Ralph,” and he
laughed a big echoing laugh. "How did you come to be among us?" said Ralph.
“I walked. Oh, I noticed your keep
out rule, but I stepped over it” Myron chortled. “Betcha that’s a first, your
majesty.”
“You speak rightly, Ralph is King
here,” said Bob, looking a bit wary.
“It is so,” said Ralph. “Now, Myron,
where are you from?”
“No one place. I come from roaming
to and fro. I was born in a cave in the hills above Darrington, as they call
the sad little town,” said Myron.
“I see. Now, why did you come here
to our gentle kingdom? What drew you here?”
Visibly reluctant, Myron said, “I
was hungry. I came to charm creatures worthy of my appetite, with my music. The
female creature gave me food, but it was so little. I am famished, still,” Myron
sort of gurgled, drooling a bit into his beard. A sort of foul stench rose up
around them all. “You look meaty, majesty!” he said, giggling.
“Hold!” said Ralph. The meadow went
silent, waiting. “Let the Maker of All reveal truth,” said Ralph, in a
terrifyingly deep voice, so low it was just about subliminal.
“I know no Maker,” said Myron, gurgling
and yukking it up. But then something changed. His over-sized instrument fell onto
the log he had been found sitting on and it broke in half.
“ARGH!” yelled Myron.
Jim moved behind Ralph. Uncle Bob
watched with his mouth hanging open, speechless.
Then Myron stood before them, revealed, about
the size of a large rabbit. His plaid coat had shrunk down to a size to fit a
large rabbit too. His red hair bristled. He screamed, in a rage.
“Much as I suspected,” said Ralph. “Your
kind are not allowed here. Go back to your hole in Darrington, Plaidie, no
matter what your name is.” In a trice, he stood before them no more.
“Sorry about your musician, guys. He
would have eaten you both. Giants, even fake ones, are greedy above all things,”
said Ralph. “Lucky for you, you have no gold to steal! I sure wish Maurice would come back.”
“Thanks, Ralphie,” said Bob with
tears in his eyes. “I wish Maurice would come back too. I miss him so much, and
Jim has never even met him!”
“Your head really does work good,” said
Jim, coming out of hiding behind Ralph. “How did you know?”
“I didn’t really know, until I
looked at him. What a fake. I wonder how he got that way?” Ralph laughed. “Maybe
we’ll never know!”
“You better fix your law up a little,
Boss,” said Maeve, who had come in for a landing.
“I can see that. The next scoff-law
could be an elephant! Who knows,” said Ralph.
Then, Ralph and Maeve, Bob and Jim
all went back to tell Suzy all about it. She was very relieved to see that each
of them was living and well. She was pleased to hear of the vanquishing of
Myron the fake giant.
“Keep working on the songs, Bob and
Jim. I would bet that Maurice will be back when spring comes. He doesn’t do
well in snow, like we do,” said Ralph.
“Thanks for not letting him eat me,”
said Jim.
“Any time,” said Ralph.
Maeve rose back up into the air, and
Ralph walked back to the Home Clearing with a story to tell Ramona and Cherry,
not to mention Blue, Bob and Berry.
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