Caught With Guilty Paws!

 You know how it is?  Nothing is going on. And you're hungry.

The girl who pays the bills around here, (what are bills? She is always on about bills.) has left the room.

She also left her breakfast unsupervised on the little table under her kittykat clock.  The little table has two chairs on either side, though she only uses one of them.

A cat could just climb up on either chair and access the pancakes by crawling up on the table! I am utterly silent!

A cat, me for instance, could just reach way over and grab a pancake and start in destroying the evidence quickly. In fact, I did!

Well. This is what always happens. A cat could starve around here and she would not even turn a hair. It is tragic!