The scene is Camano Island State Park
Camano island was the location of our earlier interview with Ralph, the bi-lingual gentleman Sasquatch. Today we have an opportunity to chat with his wife, Ramona.
We just sat for a while, gazing out toward Whidbey Island and munched on our little picnic of dogs and bears in companionable relative silence. Then Ramona lifted her big blond furry head and seemed to listen for a bit, with a worried wrinkle forming between her eyes.
R: Hey Millicent, I really appreciate this chance to talk without Ralph domineering the conversation, but I think I better get out of here.
M: Wait a minute Ramona! What's wrong? Something is obviously bothering you. But what?
R: Oh Jeez, somehow he figured out where I am and that I am talking about stuff he thinks is a big secret. Like anyone would believe it anyhow! Come on....traveling through holes in space and time and breathing underwater? Nah! But he is hopping in that hole right now and is going to be here shortly! I gotta go! Gotta split, lady!
M: Um....well, thanks! It was a treat to meet you Ramona...........
R: Hey, there is another one of those holes up in the woods there and I'm getting in it. See ya toots!
She leaps up, wild blond dreads and curls bouncing, and books it into the woods up across from the parking lot faster than any sprinter I have ever seen. She was here, and then she just plain was not!
Well, this is Millicent Price signing off. I gathered that this interview was terminated. But, I am open to more anytime I get the word from the woods or the water!
That's all until next time.
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