His Arboreal Majesty Requests Your Presence At A Bash!

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Happy Birthday Oh Majestic Hairy Brother!

King in your Forested Haunts

Monarch over the Mount Baker- Snoqualmie 

National Forest!

Ralph is pretty sure he was born on March 27th 1969, near Darrington.  It was the end of the 60s, man.  He requests that it be shown and known that he can still dance!

Long may he reign, furtively!

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The Oracle of the Portals, Ramona, his own twoo love.

She is such a gal, that she has brought three kinds of cake.  Well done, Ramona!

Blow out the orbs Ralph before they light the forest afire!

Star Brothers Dropped In For A Bit!

Sister Maeve Warned off the Stick Indians

from Tulalip in their warpy tunnel!

Some gnomes staggered in, having taken the wrong portal from Norsk!

Also in attendance:

Otters and Foxes

Bears and Wolves

Some green Faeries

several snakes

Some dumbfounded B-Foot Researchers

Gov. Jay Inslee, (WTF)

Keith Richards

a contingent of rabbits

Ralph's totally wasted old friend, Bob.

Several Bloggers....

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The beer is all gone, the smokes have 

been smoked,

and there was something funny about the mushroom salad!

You may add your felicitations and best wishes for Ralph on the occasion of his birthday!!