Set His People Free *** Haiku Rondo

 

Ralph has met the Gov.

Ralph's big feet are on his rug.

Inslee smells him there.

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Words he wants to say.

To set his woodsy people free,

Is his goal today.

🌲

Snohomish County,

Their green home is overrun,

By loud human folk.

😁

"We need the east, Gov.",

Quoth Ralph so winsomely, "to

Set my people free."

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"Nay" says Jay, "desist!

Never shall you own Snohomish!

Begone, you big ape!"

🙊

Feeling wroth was Ralph.

Jay's desk flies through the window!

Gov. lay on the floor!

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The forest man stood,

And hollered out a loud WHOOP!

Land he must have now!

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The Gov. had failed him.

But no war in the woods, please!

Peace, there has to be.

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Back to the woods then,

To Snohomish County so fair,

Goes Ralph in a rush.

To set up his court,

To be king in Snohomish.

But just in the east!

♚

So bubbles to all!

Let's let them be wild and free!

And share the forests!

😎

For now, Who*Goes*There,

Need not be a battle cry.

But a quip for all!

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May love prevail, all!

There are forests and rivers

For each of us, yes!

🎂

Inslee was not slain,

A better man and wiser,

With a new window!