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A Plea To Uncle Ralphie

Oh Uncle Ralphie, you denizen of forest's drear mysterious shadows.  Listen.  Port us away to the silent Sierras, please, or maybe Grays Harbor's rainy deeps. Even Vermont or upper New York state would be fine!

You, keeper of the lore.  May we be invisible too!

Passer in the dark, shield us.  Teach us your ways.

You have beheld us in our manifold foolishness for these many years.  You know the sport of not being there, and how fine it is.  You have pinned the tail on our donkeys behind our backs.  You know where it's at, and where it ain't!

Where is the safest place Uncle? Is it mountain side, or beach, or meadow? Perhaps the murky recesses of some cave?

Don't eat us or beat us, but lead us.  We are all ears! Come on out of the mists, oldest relative of mankind. Put down that big rock, let us converse!

Things have gotten dicey in the haunts of man.

Some of us are real stinkers.  Not like you, oh pungent one.

So, what do you say?  Is it a deal?

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