I
am MAURICE, A true Howler.
Sneaky said I should write in this book. See
we found it on a bench in Montana.
It was at a train station in the morning.
Sneaky
showed me how to write too.
We
don’t know who put the red book on that bench. Maybe it was an angel?
I
don’t know why he did it, if he did.
Sue
was trying to cheer me up.
Maybe
that’s why.
I
don’t understand all the stuff that has happened to me and Joe and Sneaky.
It’s
like a story!
I don’t know what allegory means. Maybe I am supposed to find out?
Sneaky is my best friend. She looks out for me and helps me.
I’m
very sorry for all the things that happened with the bands.
I
could say I never knew any better, but that is an excuse.
She
explained what an excuse is.
I
love RALPH!
It
would be lame not to love Ralph.
But it was Sneaky who licked my wounds in the train car way back when all of this started, before I ever had a friend.
People used to hide from me.