Suzy Q Posits A Theory

 

            Hello. I think this must be a PSA. It’s about cells.
            Did you ever wonder why we cats do what we do? Yes, you probably do and did! It does have bearing on cells. Well, I just found out yesterday about cell polarization. Now, before you go to sleep, hear me out for about two minutes!
            I think we cats have this licked!
            I overheard an interview of a Dr. Miller that YKW was listening to. He was talking about using DMSO for various health reasons. How it works, it turns out, is by correcting the cell’s polarization so that they work right. They heal themselves because they are lined up right and can talk to each other, send messages on, and move stuff around like cells are supposed to.
            Now, cats are made of cells. So, naturally, I was interested.
            I got to thinking about how cells get disorganized. This is where my theorizing comes in. I strongly suspect that there are life style behaviors that do this bad thing to cells. There are some things that even cats can’t control also.

    Such as:
    Icky food
    Weird drinks, i.e. not water! (for cats anyhow)
    Not enough sleep!
    Illnesses and injuries
    Sorrow and anxiety
    A dirty litter box!
    Too much time sitting, in the dark!
    Not moving through space!
    Selfishness
    Bad medicines
 
            The rest of my theory is that there are things that can be done to get cells communicating right again. I think this works for people too. Probably anyhow.
Some of these are: ( remember this is just my, Suzy’s, theory!)

    Playing outside barefoot
    Staying in the sunlight for a while per day
    Plain old food, don’t get carried away
    Clean water
    Lots of naps, everything is under control!
    Sleep at night too!
    DMSO! Who knew? God, probably, and a few old doctors.
    A list of supplements cats don’t know anything about.
    A clean litter box! I think germs like dirty stuff.
    Lots of running around, when not sleeping!
    Heart full of love! (love fills up gaps and removes barriers.)

For humans I should probably include some kind of useful work, such as caring for cats.

 
            I think you can see how cats have this figured out. We do pretty well in the sleep department. We stay in the sunshine. If it’s safe we play outside. We drink water. We hunt for ourselves if possible. We, most of us, are not worriers. We take life as it comes. We are full of affection! We enjoy ourselves, as God intended when he designed us. He did a great job by the way!
            That’s my theory! I hope you enjoy it too! But remember, I’m a cat, not a biologist or even a chemist!
            There!!
            Love, Suzy Q
            (as dictated to YKW)

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