Thursday, May 4, 2023

Are You Kitten Me? A First World Woe


 Grey: Gadzooks, she has a problem!

Gray: Oh, what is it this time?

Grey: Tepid milk.  I tell you!

Gray: I like it warm myself.  Prrr.

Grey: Her butter has gone all soft!

Gray: Prrrr!

Grey: Her problem isn't much to meow about!

Gray: Perhaps she will share?

Grey: Let's listen to some elevator music.

Gray: OK.

Grey: A new cold box will come.  They always do, here in the developed world.

Gray: So, she will live to cold again!

Grey: Everything chill, forsooth! Amen!

And they all lived happily ever after!

Also, they took a good long nap.




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