Today In Cat's News

 

Tootsday Greetings!

 
            “Well, let’s see. It turns out that today is the 17^th day of June 2025, so says my lady. Just let that sink in for a couple of minutes,” said Suzy. She gazed into the camera looking a bit stunned.
            “Isn’t it amazing!” said Toots. “Who knew from calendars? Not me.”
            “So, do you have anything to report today, Toots,” said Suzy, getting down to business.
            “Yes! There was a dragon yesterday! I heard it roaring and moving around! Now, since I’m not sure if dragons can get in here, I thought it best to take cover. I don’t report my hiding places publicly, in case a dragon or that cat lady down at the river gets happens to hear my report!” said Toots.      
            “Compared to that, I have nearly nothing to report. Just two minor things. She put a small saucer down with a pat of butter in it. I thought that was for tomorrow, but OK. Maybe she will do it again tomorrow? Inscrutable! What else can I say?
            “Then, also, a sassy bird dive bombed the window outside of where I was napping. They must be able to see in here! I can see out, so I guess fair is fair,” mused Suzy.
            “Hey, did you get on PurrLine™ today, Suzy? I did! Did you hear about that giant black Manx kitten with no name? Serena popped on for minute, mentioning him. I think he’s a tomkitten myself. Just my opinion. Serena is very proud of him, but she doesn’t like to let on!
He gets a name if he makes it to three months old,” said Toots.
            “Well, for goodness sakes, why not give the boy a name!” said Suzy. “If he were my kitten, I would call him Coal!”
            “Serena’s preference I guess,” Toots pointed out.
            “Did you see that photo of the big wild kitten. Fuzzy and spotty? I’d sure like to quiz him on every little thing!” said Suzy. “What else? Hm. My brother is smart, fat, and bossy! But you knew that!”                                    Both girls cracked up on camera!  
            “Wait! No! I do have something. It happens every few days. There was a huge devouring beast in the alley! It eats garbage. I didn’t hide, but I didn’t hang around either,” said Suzy. “Maybe if they didn’t feed it, it wouldn’t keep coming around!”
            “A very good point,” said Toots. “Don’t feed monsters. Good Heavens. People are so naïve sometimes, my dear Suzy.”
            “You’d think that much would be obvious!” said Suzy.
            “Maybe that’s about enough news for today. But I can promise you this! I will be at my station tonight keeping a sharp eye on whoever goes there, out there!” asserted Toots, firmly.
            “I’m sure there will be more news tomorrow. There is always something,” said Suzy. "Right, Honey?"
            “Alright everybody, peace out! Purring is local!” said Toots.
            “Prrrrrt!” said Suzy.

🖤