We Bet You Think We're Asleep

 

 
            It has come to my attention that all you talking, constantly talking, hominids think that we sleep all the time just because our eyes are shut and we are stationary. It may be that you think this because we don’t talk. Ahem. Not so that you can hear us anyhow.
            The fact of the matter is that we are very busy. Below I will provide a list of some of the cogitation going on under those cute little pointy ears.
 
1.      Contemplation of Intuitional Physics.
    a.      Trajectories.
    b.      Corrected Trajectories.
    c.      Crash Recovery.
2.      Applied Calculus. It’s not what you think.
3.      Methods of Endearment. Beyond purring.
    a.      Head butting. Sounds contradictory, but it’s not.
    b.      Ankle twining.
    c.      The slow blink and hold method.
    d.      Wrist grip. Keyboard methods.

    e.      Adoring glances. This really works.
4.      Feline Poetry. It's a thing. Don't judge.
5.      Atypical Fonts. Why?
6.      Music Appreciation.
    a.      How to get our opinions across.
    b.      When to sing along.
7.      Deceased French Painters.
8.      Motivations of Humans.
9.      Establishing Dominance.
10.  Defining Obedience. Is it a given? Yes, or no?
11.  Interdimensional Gymnastics. (Wheee!)
12.  Many times we are actually in deep Purr™. Do not disturb!

13.  Shhhhh. Formulating escape routes.
 
            As you can see, appearances can be deceiving. However, I must say that Suzy’s nap times are mostly full of hunting scenes. What can I say? The girl is mad for the hunt! May God have mercy on any rodent who manages to invade!
 
Your Devoted Friend,
Willie 🐾