Wednesday, November 5, 2025

The Arrival Part 2

 


            “I think these fish are starting to know me, Maeve. I hardly need to call them,” said Ralph when he and she arrived at the river. “As soon as I settle down here they all start crowding in. Do you see that? Amazing.”
            Ralph was seated with his feet in the water, on a boulder that he had rolled down to the perfect position some time before. Maeve was seated on his shoulder watching the fish lining up.
            “You know, Boss, a lot of guys would really like to know how you do that! But, I don’t know, maybe most of them like the challenge of doing it the other way. Maybe it depends on whether you’re out for fun or food,” said Maeve.
            “This is fun,” he said as he plopped another trout in his bag. “But I get what you’re saying.”
            “Hey, Maeve. I think I might know who that guy riding a moose might be. In fact, I’m sure of it,” said Ralph. He hooked another fish, and then another, slipping a finger in their gills.
            “You do? How do you know?” said Maeve.
            “Well, I’ll tell you. It’s a story of three sisters of the Forest People. Wren was my mother. Robin was a child called Hector’s mother. The other was Poppy. She’s the one who got filmed by those two cowboys so long ago,” said Ralph.
            “Now, Robin and Philo were Hector’s parents. They lived in the forests very far below the great river that divides this part of the land. It was logging country. The logging company didn’t want a bunch of Forest Keepers keeping their forest. So they hired hunters. That’s how Hector became orphaned. The hunters didn’t see him hiding in the top of one of those big trees. Hector was always climbing trees, they say.
            “He wasn’t a small child, but he was quite young when his parents died that way. He went to Aunt Poppy, who was a kind of leader in their clan and asked what he should do. Aunt Poppy kept him and took care of him as if he were her own child until she felt that he was stable.
            “Is that all clear so far, Birdy?” asked Ralph.
            “It’s like the setup for a fairytale, Boss. But yeah,” said Maeve.
            “OK. Next, Philo had a sister named Rose who lived in what the Hairless call Oregon, up north, who had no children. Poppy checked with Rose and Sam, and they said ‘sure, send the boy to us’. And so it was done. Hector went to Rose and Sam, by way of a safe conveyance, You know?
            “My mom, Wren, told me when I was a boy that Hector had met an orphaned moose and that they became the best of buddies there in Oregon. So, you can see why I’m pretty sure who this guy is. It has to be Hector on his moose. What I don’t know is why he is coming here, if he is, and I bet he is!” said Ralph.
            “I think you must be right,” said Maeve.
            “Birdy, would you fly to him and help him find us? Better than him hunting all over the Great Forest because he only has an idea of where we are,” said Ralph.
            “Evermore, Boss!” she said as she blasted off of his shoulder and into the air.
            Ralph picked up his burlap bag of trout and headed on back home. Ramona sent him back for a bucket of water to keep them in for a couple of  hours while they waited for the arrival of Hector, probably.
 
            Now, as Hector was riding his moose, Hugo, through the misty highlands of northern Washington, he didn’t know it, but he was being observed from on high. The observer was Maeve, of course.
            Boldly, she flew down and landed on his shoulder. It was the best way to have a word with him.
            “I am Ralph’s bird. Who are you?” said Maeve.
            “Well, Bird, I am Hector and this is Hugo. I am cousin to Ralph, and I seek his home,” said Hector very politely, considering that it was quite a shock to have Maeve land on his shoulder like that.
            “May I know your name, Bird,” he added.
            “I am Maeve, evermore,” said she, and thus they were introduced.
            She informed Hector of some coordinates, and said, “I will check in on you again, but it’s not far now. Just do as I said and you will come to the Home Clearing before very long. I see that Hugo is rather slow but steady!”
 
            Ramona’s instincts are pretty good, so when she thought it was getting to be about time, she started preparing all those fish for her big flat pan and building up her fire for the evening.
            She figured that she would start cooking them when their guest was actually present.
            Soon there was the sound of hoof beats and there was Hector astride Hugo, with Maeve on his shoulder, because it’s always best to have help finding the Home Clearing even if one is another Forest Person. 
             Hugo stood impossibly huge, steamy like a horse, breathing heavily. He made a heavy breathy sound as if he were glad of a resting place. It had been a long journey for Hugo. His earthy, foreign scent filled the air surrounding him.          
            Ralph left his place at the fire and walked to Hugo’s side. He took Hector’s hand in his and said, “Welcome, Hector! Come sit by our fire!”
            “Thank you, Cousin Ralph. Your kindness is known very far from here! I am grateful,” said Hector. “My mother, when she was living, spoke of you.”
            “And mine spoke of you, Hector,” said Ralph.
            “Please be welcome and come sit by our fire,” said Ramona. Then she put the fish on to cook in the hot butter in her pan, with a lot of garlic and salt and pepper.
            Bob and Berry and Blue watched Hugo and Hector with wide eyes, keeping quiet.
            Cherry was overcome with shyness and sat behind her mother by the fire.
            Twigg, who was home for dinner, said, “There is grass in the meadow nearby. Would you like me to lead Hugo out there?”
            Hector climbed down. He said, “I’ll just tell him which direction to go, and he will find your meadow for himself. He never wanders far, and he comes when I whistle for him!”
            So, after Twigg had a chance to pat and speak to Hugo, he pointed out the direction to the meadow. Hector removed Hugo’s saddle and Hugo ambled agreeable off to where the grass was. Everyone was very impressed with the great beast and his mighty antlers.
            “Lady,” Hector asked Ramona, “What is that wonderful scent? I must say that I am rather hungry.”*
            “They are fish, frying in butter,” said she. “Please eat with us. Are you accustomed to fired food, Sir? I hope that you will like it!”
            “In all my life, I have not had such food,” said Hector. “But by all the forest and the sky, I am more than willing to try these fish which smell so good!”
            After this very polite meeting and getting to know each other just a bit, Ralph and family and animal friends and Cousin Hector had a lovely meal of butter cooked trout in those flat wooden bowls. Hector was tired and a little shy, so there wasn’t a great deal of talk, just a some comfortable chat.
            After dinner, Ramona made a pot of coffee, and that was another new experience for Hector. Hot drinks of any kind were unknown to him.
            “Let’s talk in the morning,” said Ralph.
            So, after dinner and coffee, Ramona and her children and Bob and Berry and Blue went to bed in the cave. But, Ralph and Hector slept outside by the fire, just like in the old days, under the sky, among the great trees. \
            And in the morning they were misted with dew, and the fire had burned very low.

 

*Translating formal Saslingua to English always sounds stilted and old fashioned to our ears.


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Tuesday, November 4, 2025

The Arrival, Part 1

 

Ralph's river is to the right of the road a bit.

            When he woke the sun was already up and shining in his eyes. It took a moment to remember why he was sleeping in tall grass so far from home.
            “Oh!” he said to himself. He recalled that his famous cousin, Ralph, monarch of the Mt. Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest, was at the end of the trail. That’s where he was going and it was time to get up, find that moose, and get moving.
            He had been using that moose’s saddle for a pillow, to keep his head up off the ground and dry in case of dew or insects.
            Hector’s home was in a corner of a kingdom known as Northern California to the Hairless. Of course, he didn’t call it that. He didn’t really call it anything. Just home. Mother and Father were home for many years.
            Now, about that moose. Hector had found it wandering motherless around the trees at home making piteous little calls. Hector stood aside and watched the creature for a whole day, to see if its mother would appear. She didn’t. He was actually lost, not just stashed by the mother and disobeying her.
            For some reason, maybe it was pity, or maybe having seen men with pack animals and riding on horses, he had some notion of doing likewise once the creature grew up. So, the moose didn’t become dinner, it became a friend. Hector had needed a friend about then.
            He thought of his mother and his father, and their fate, and it ignited his desire to move north again.
            He stood up in the bright morning sunlight, all 8.5 ft. of him, and whistled for Hugo. He waited, thinking about something to eat. After a short time, Hugo appeared, bulging with grass and still chewing.
            “Hey, Hugo,” said Hector, happy to see him.
            Hector saddled him up, and climbed on. They rode north, mostly keeping to the mountains.
            They swam the great river and rested a whole day after that. If anyone saw them, well, they knew nothing about it. They might have passed it off as an hallucination. It’s possible!
            Hector had heard wonderful things about his cousin. Word gets around, especially when moms are talking amongst themselves about their sons, and their daughters too. But sons seem to really get them going. Hector’s mom, Robin, and Ralph’s mom, Wren, and Poppy of the famous film were sisters.
            Hector knew nothing of the film, but he did know about the famous walk from Poppy’s point of view. She told many times about the two cowboys who showed up just as she was leading the family along the river, hopefully drawing attention to herself to allow the rest safe passage.
            That was so long ago. Before his own birth.
            Once rested from swimming the Columbia, they headed north, avoiding roads and towns, traveling where there was grass for Hugo, and small convenient game for Hector, who knew nothing of cooking.
            They presented quite a picture. Hugo was big, big as a moose! But Hector’s feet still hung near the ground as they traveled agreeably along, until one day they were within a day’s walk of Ralph’s domain. The forest here was different from home. It was cool and many times the sky was gray and cloudy. It rained much more than he was used to. Huge firs crowded near. Crows called and even the occasional owl.
            Now it happened that Maeve, the watcher in the sky, was soaring above the Great Forest a bit more southward than usual. She saw something moving down on the forest floor and could hardly believe her black eyes.
            Incredibly, it was a Forest Man riding a great huge moose and they were heading north.
            Maeve swore that Ralph would know within the space of a few mighty wingbeats.
            It was midday when she got to the Home Clearing, dropping out of the sky and through the canopy of tree tops.
            There he was, sitting by the fire! She landed on his shoulder and took a great breath!
            “Boss!” she managed to get out.
            “Oh, hi, Birdy,” he said, “What’s all the excitement about?”
            “Evermore, Boss! There’s a guy riding a moose heading this way!” she squawked.
            “What kind of a guy?” laughed Ralph.
            “A guy just like you, but not quite as big! And he’s riding a moose!” she said. “He’s as black as me!”
            “I wonder who he is,” said Ralph. “Where is he anyhow?”
            “He’s east of Darrington. Uphill and not moving very fast,” said Maeve, strutting importantly back and forth on Ralph’s shoulder. Ralph scratched his chin, and smiled.
            “I bet we’re in for some fun! Mona, did you hear that? I think we’ll have company later tonight!” said Ralph. “I love a mystery!”
            “I do too,” said Ramona. “I wonder who he is and why he’s coming here, if he is, and I bet he is!”
            Ralph looked at Ramona and they both looked at Maeve, who had hopped down to one of those logs, and all three nodded. Now they would wait. But, while they were waiting, Ramona began to think about bigger dinners and such. More hunting and cooking.
            “Ralph, Baby, maybe you better go get another sack of fish?” said Ramona, just taking care of business.
            “And so I will, Mona,” said Ralph. “Does anyone want to come along?”
            “I’ll go,” said Maeve.

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Monday, November 3, 2025

Ralph Decided To Do Nothing All Day

 


            When Ralph woke up, all snuggly in the big old quilt, lying beside Ramona, he thought it might be nice to just enjoy living, and not do anything at all that whole day. He smiled and rolled over and went back to sleep.
            The next time he woke Ramona was gone and the bed wasn’t so warm and comfortable. Nobody was in the cave but himself. But he still wanted to take a day off. He began his day off by staying in bed for a while longer. It was great, but a little uneventful. His eyes stayed open, sleep had left the cave.
            Ramona stepped back in to see if  he was awake.
            “Ralph,” she said, “I’m getting low on firewood. Do you think you could get me some more?”
            So, he rolled out of bed. He followed her out to the fire and saw that she was right. They really went through a lot of firewood.
            He fetched the big leather backpack that Ooog had made him for that one Gifting Day a couple of years ago and set out to see what he could find.
            When he got back to the Home Clearing with a nice load of broken up alder saplings and some dry stuff too, Ooog was waiting for him.
            “Ralph, will you come help me with a tree I felled earlier today? It’s a little too much for me to move alone,” said his good friend, Ooog.
            So, since it was a day of doing nothing anyhow, Ralph followed Ooog over to his place and then out into the trees a little ways. Ralph took the heavy end of the tree trunk and Ooog took the lighter end, and they carried it back to Ooog and Thaga’s back yard where he could get at it.
            Then Ralph went back to doing nothing.
            As he was sitting by the fire, incidentally while Ramona was cooking some more fish, Cherry came and took a seat beside Ralph.
            “Will you tell me a story about something that happened to you when you were a child,” she said. So, Ralph thought long and hard and decided to tell the story of when he and Uncle Bob were kids and they tried to catch lady deer to ride like a horse, how they did catch her, but when he helped Bob up on her back, Bob got bucked off, and the deer ran deeper into the forest.
            “Thank you, Da. I won’t try to ride a deer!” said Cherry thoughtfully.
            Twigg came home about then, and they all ate some trout fried in butter with some mushrooms too. While Ralph was still patting his stomach and feeling really great, Twigg said, “Dad, I’m trying to get a living tree to grow kind of in a circle and I wondered if you would help me bend it and make it stay?”
            Well, since he wasn’t doing anything, he followed Twigg out near the meadow, just at the edge where leafy trees grow. There was a young birch there with a shiny white trunk. It was quite a young tree with a trunk of maybe 6 inches in diameter.
            Ralph kind of crooned to it, until it felt willing and they shaped it around into almost a circle.
            “That should look really cool when it grows up a little in that shape,” said Ralph to his boy. “Anyone who sees it will be very impressed and even mystified,” he said too.
            It was getting dark about then, since it was early November, so they walked back to Ramona and Cherry and the animals at the fire.
            When Ralph took his seat again, Blue came up to him and went to sleep with her white muzzle on his feet as he sat there.
            Bob and Berry, the puma brothers, came near the fire and crouched down in its heat and light and smiled sleepily.
            Ralph patted all of their heads and scratched behind three sets of ears.
            Ramona sat down there beside him. She leaned on his shoulder and yawned.
            “I’ll get something together for dinner pretty quick,” she said. “It’s nice just to sit here for a while.”
            Ralph looked around at everyone and thought what a great day it had been, a day of doing nothing but enjoying himself.
            Then he put his arm around Ramona, while she did nothing for a bit, and in his heart he blessed them all, as was his custom.

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Saturday, November 1, 2025

He Was Thinking of Making An Offer

 


 

            One windy blustery day in the fall, not that weather really bothers either of them, Uncle Bob came to talk to Ralph while he was toasting his toes by the fire. A pretty solid rain was falling too, but it kind of evaporated when it got over the fire. It was a good place to hang out.
            “Hey, Bob! Come and sit down by the fire,” said Ralph. “You look like you’ve been thinking too much! You can get into trouble that way!”
            “Hey, Ralphie! You’re right!” said Uncle Bob.
            “Hi, Bob,” said Ramona who was sitting beside Ralph. “Come and sit!”
            “What’s the prob, Bob,” said Ralph, who was actually feeling rather jolly at the moment.
            “It’s Suzie. She wants me to catch fish! I don’t know how to sing to them like you. I was wondering if you could show me how to sing them in,” said Uncle Bob hopefully. “I don’t know how to catch them the old way. I’m too slow.”
            “You’re right, Bobbie! The old way takes a long time, and you have to really be quick about it. Sure, I can show you. Let’s go fishing right now! Hang on, I’ll get my fish sack. You better get a fish sack somewhere too!” said Ralph, rising and stretching.
            He popped into the cave where he had a burlap bag hanging on a nail hammered into the back of the door. Cherry was napping in there, but he managed to get in and out without waking her or Blue.
            “Mona, we’ll be back in a flash with the fish! Prepare yourself!” said Ralph who had been kind of wishing for something interesting to do.
            “OK, Baby,” said Ramona. “Get lots for Suzie too!”
            As you know, it’s but a short walk to the river. The path goes past the rabbit burrows and then out into the open where the river moved, silver and swollen under the rainy sky. The river was so full that some of the rocks Ralph and family were accustomed to sit on were covered by water.
            Ralph and Uncle Bob stood by the river, watching it flow. Many are the investigators who would have prized a look at them. Ralph, 9 feet tall, with the rain running down his face and hair, and Bob who only goes about 7 feet, kind of saggy and dusty looking but still a desirable specimen of Squatchood.
            “What I do is sit right down close to the river and sing. I’ll let you in on a little secret. It doesn’t really matter what words you sing. Fish can’t understand words, but they do understand your call. It’s your intention that calls them to you and lets you pick them up. You gotta mean it and believe it. You gotta believe that they are meant for you. You might need to talk to yourself about that a little bit first,” said Ralph.
            “OK, Ralphie! I’m not used to being bossy, but for Suzie I’ll try!” said Uncle Bob. He looked over the water thinking as hard as he could and his face changed a little. He looked less saggy and dusty and his eyes sharpened.
            Uncle Bob squatted right by the river’s edge where it ran quick and deep. He began to sing:
            “Beautiful fishes, silver and quick,
            Come to me now! Lovely fishes, sons of the river,
            Water spirits, I’m calling you!
            Daughters of the rain and sky,
            Come to me!”
            His voice was low and soft like a storm wind just beginning to move the trees, elemental and compelling.
 
            And come to him they did. First one, then another. Just as quickly as he could pick one up, another would be waiting for him. Soon he had the bag half full of shining wriggling fish.
            “See, Bob, you’re a different man now,” said Ralph happily. “I believe you have enough for my fire and yours too!”
            “Everything looks different, Ralphie” said Uncle Bob. “I never knew!”
            Since they were talking and everything, Ralph said, “Hey, Bob. I’ve been thinking about something. I’ve been wondering about a bargain with all these curious humans.”
            “What kind of bargain?” said Bob.
            “I was thinking that maybe Millicent could set up an appointment for me with some doctors and scientists, I don’t know who of course, so that they could examine me and get the answers to all their questions. All I would ask then is that they stop all this creeping around and spying and searching. They would know. I would answer their questions. And it would be over.
            “What do you think about that, Bob?” said Ralph.
            “No, no, no, Ralphie! No!” cried Uncle Bob.
            “It wouldn’t be over! It would never be over! The search would be just beginning! They would want to know more and more! They would want to catch someone, or many, and put them in zoos or something!
            “There are many good people, but many are not so good, Ralph,” said Uncle Bob with tears in his eyes. “Better if they have to guess and wonder. They aren’t like you.”
            “Aw, you’re right, Bob. I’m sorry if I scared you! Sometimes I wonder where ideas come from,” said Ralph. “When I said it out loud, it scared me too.
            “Let’s go. We have some fish to deliver.”
            And so they did. And there were plenty of fish to go around.

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Friday, October 31, 2025

It Was The Very Last Day of October

 


            The wind blew through the trees. In the case of those with a few yellow leaves left, it tossed those yellow leaves and more of them fell to the ground. Alders don’t make much of a fall display, but they do what they can. Maples just outside the Great Forest turn a brighter yellow, but those leaves also gave up, falling and twirling downward. The earth was dotted with yellow fallen leaves.
            A chilly rain splattered down. The sky was gray and low. It would have been a nice day to be inside by a fire, with curtains closed and something tasty somewhere out in the kitchen smelling wonderfully savory. Maybe some oven baked chicken and a spicy pumpkin pie.
            After her exciting morning meeting Thaga, Ooog, and Harold the cat, Minnie the young lady black bear felt a bit thirsty. The breakfast of whole wheat bread, and nut pie sat very well in her tummy but now she needed a drink.
            Taking a bear-like wandering path, Minnie wandered to the little creek she remembered located between the stone cottage and the dirt road. She shoved her way down the bank through berry vines and salal plants and grass and this and that to the water’s edge and had a good long drink. That felt much better.
            The days are so short in October, especially if it’s a gray low day. It feels like night in the afternoon. All that Minnie knew was that it was getting dark soon and she wanted to have a little nap. There was no nice warm bed in the offing, so she had to take her chances with the forest. But, since bears sleep in the forest all the time, she was fine in a little nest place under some saplings.
            As she slept, deep in her ursine little heart and brain, she began to receive a message. It spoke of a sweetness beyond her comprehension. She woke. She smelled something on the breeze. You know how it is with bears. Hesitation is not in their software.
            The beguiling scent was coming from the direction of the little dirt road where Marge’s mom and stepdad lived. There were small houses dotted all along the road all the way to the paved highway. There were maybe about 8 front doors, porch lights on, and some were decorated with Jack-o-lanterns and such.
            Minnie waddled out to the road. The scent was stronger there.
            Coming the other direction, heading towards Minnie, were three small humans in colorful garb of orange and black, and strange face paint. Minnie thought nothing of that. Her nose told her that the source of the delicious odor emanated from bags in their hands. She advanced. She was noticed.
            “What’s that down the road,” said a small girl’s voice.
            “I don’t see anything,” said a boy’s voice.
            “Well, I do!” said another little girl’s voice.
            “It’s a bear! I see a bear!” said the first girl. “We have to run!” And run they did back the way they had come from, dropping their bags on the road in their panic.
            Well, what could Minnie do? It wasn’t exactly like thievery; it was more like finding treasure trove. A goldmine right there in the road. She sat on her rump and ate a good five pounds of Mounds bars, Reese’s cups, and Hershey bars. It was wonderful.
            Minnie was the happiest bear in the whole forest that night.
            Later when the children all returned home empty  handed, one set of parents thought the children must have panicked over nothing, maybe dog or something. A second set of parents suspected a plot by older children to steal the younger one’s goodies.
            The third set of parents told their girl that she was probably right that it was most likely a black bear who had smelled their candy and that they had done right to leave the area, and that dropping the bags had kept the bear from following them.
            Of course, Minnie didn’t unwrap her candies, so she had a bit of indigestion the next day.
            The last day of October was the most interesting day she had ever experienced.
            So, if you find yourself walking a dark road some night near the Great Forest carrying a bag of goodies, look out for Minnie, now that she has tasted sugar!

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Thursday, October 30, 2025

Purrsday's Child






 Mew-onday's child is fur of face.
Tootsday's child lands full of grace.
B.Y. C. day's child is full of "whoah!"
Purrsday's child sees far to go.
F'lineday's child is purring and giving.
Saturday's child hunts hard for a living.
But the kitten who's born on Suzy's day is
funny and lithe and
good at play!

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