Toots and Suzy Have a Couple of Announcements

🧡 Happy Tootsday! 🧡

            “OK, listen up! This one is for both peeps and cats!” said Toots. “You probably wonder why we called this meeting, so soon after the other one. Willie, will you please stop winking at Charley? I can see you, you know!”
            “We wanted you to know that our Research Department has finally settled on an improved nomenclature for the day of the week usually called Friday,” said Suzy, breathlessly.
            “That’s right,” said Toots. “Many choices were tossed up into the air and examined but just didn’t have the perfect cat specific ring!” added Toots.

           Mr. Baby raised a paw. “Whose idea was this anyhow? It might confuse some of the visitors to this little world within the world which we inhabit.”
            “Ahem. MEOW!,” said Willie, who was in a dickens of a mood for a meeting.
            “Cats don’t care about that!,” said Suzy. “The business of cats is cat business. And that’s only right and proper. Ask any cat!”
            (General applause ensues!)
            “That’s right. And any reasonable life form agrees,” said Toots, “But to get back to the business at hand…”’
            “Indeed,” said Suzy. “Toots and I stand before you paw in paw, to announce the new word.”

😻“F’lineday!”😻

            (All stand! Applause is long and loud.)
“Speaking for the rest of us, and for the visitors to MEOW, I have to say that we are fortunate that our Research Department held steady and didn’t jump too soon,” said Willie, very seriously. Well, as serious as Willie gets.
            “Well said, Brother,” said Suzy. “And we all agree!”
            “So let it be written,” said Toots.
            “Yes, it shall be written,” agreed Suzy.

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            “That’s about it. Enjoy your morning! Oh! One other thing! The Research Department is looking into correcting the mundane usage ‘Saturday.’ Please let them know if you get any really inspired ideas!” said Toots. "We can do better!"
            (Applause! And shuffling as everyone leaves the meeting.)
            “That went well,” said Suzy to Toots, and Toots had to agree! Both were quite pleased!

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