An Important Announcement!

       

   

             Hello! This is Suzy Q. Toots and Sammie, and I have an announcement to make! (general applause!)

            It has come to our attention that some improvements have been made to some of the names of the days of the week, denoting their primary importance, which is their reflection of “Catness.”

            Mrrrt!, and Beroww!, by the way! Nice to see you all here! Does everyone have a saucer of cream? If not, call the management!

            Now then.

            To get down to business. Would Willie please sit quietly and stop annoying Sammie? Thank you. Mr. Baby Sir, I’m keeping an eye on you too!

            To wit: Sunday has become Suzday. Thank you! Monday has been improved to Mew-on-day! Delightful, Sir! You know who you are! Tootsday was obvious. We honor our sagacious Toots thereby. So much better than plain old Tuesday! Wednesday, while still going by its old name has gone on record as Butter Your Cat Day. It only makes sense! Thank you! Thank you! (general applause!)

            We are happy to announce a new day name improvement! I know you’re as excited as I am! It is in place of boring old Thursday, who cares about Thor anyhow I say! From now on the fifth day of the week shall be called Purrsday, in honor of all cats everywhere. What could be better? What could be more appropriate? For to purr is sublime. To purr is to enter the realms of grace! Even the humans who serve us can approximate purring if they settle down and try it.

            All the others voted for this, even the guys. Buddy thought it was a great idea. Mr. Baby Sir made up jokes, but voted correctly in the end. Charley said it was about time!

            Serena hasn’t gotten back to us yet, but I bet she will!

            Now, we have an open question. I leave it to all you fertile minded, imaginative cats and humans. What shall we do about Friday and Saturday to give them a better shine and deeper meaning? I think we can leave "Caturday" out of this. Surely something better will come along.

            Please give it some serious thought and see what you can come up with!

           That’s it, ladies and gents! I give you Purrsday!

           Thank you! (general applause!) Thank you!

            Goodnight everyone!

            Meow! Mrrrrt! Brrrt! 

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