Purrsday Report For November 20, 2025

 

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            It had been a while, so our agents felt that it was time to get together to compare notes. It was evening, which, of course, comes stupidly early late in November. Suzy had the sliding glass door to gaze into, and Toots had her shiny window in the shop.
 
            Agent Suzy wrapped her tail tightly around herself in loaf position, looked anxiously behind her back, and whispered, “Anything new to report, Agent Toots?”
            “Why are you whispering, Agent Suzy?” said Agent Toots.
            “I don’t want either my brother or Mr. Fluffbag to hear me. Do you have a report?” said Suzy.
            “It’s been quiet. Too quiet! That can only mean one thing, Agent Suzy. They can’t fool me. They’re being quiet. Do you understand!!” said Agent Toots, with conviction.
            “Then there’s no way to tell! Anything is possible!” said Agent Suzy. “That curls my whiskers!”
            “Under cover of November darkness, Hairy Men shamble down the highway calling out in the voices of owls, dogs, wild cats, cars, people talking! It’s impossible to tell. But, all I saw was some raccoons looking for trouble, and if I was outside, Agent Suzy, I tell you they would have found it! I’m not afraid of those fat things,” said Agent Toots. “I would come at them!”
            “That’s kind of an open ended report. Shall we say raccoons for sure then?” said Agent Suzy. “I don’t think the Hairy Men shamble. They have special hips and knees. They move kind of like a train car.”
            “There’s an idea that bears looking into,” said Agent Toots. “Do you have anything to report? Anything scary going on up there in the land of mountains and deep dark forests?”
            “Nothing besides the usual. Oh! In the house here? Well, there have been outrages. Mr. Baby, the Fluffbag, is still here. That’s bad enough, but they’ve been talking about taking him outside on a leash like a dog! I would laugh because no cat should be on a leash. But still, I wouldn’t bite or scratch if they took me outside on a leash. Beggers can’t be choosers, Agent Toots,” said Agent Suzy.
            “Shall we drop the agents bit, Suzy? Neither one of us has anything to report, said Toots, quietly.
            “I guess so, Toots. In fact, the scariest thing that happened yesterday is that she made more sauerkraut,” admitted Suzy.
            “That’s appalling though,” said Toots. “Whoever heard of eating spritzig cabbage, but they do it!”
            “Hard to believe, bye for now, Sweetie,” said Suzy, who was getting sleepy.
            “Talk to you soon, Suze,” said Toots.
            So everything was actually peaceful on Kittycomm!™ And, that’s a good thing!

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